Prepare to say goodbye to your house deposits everybody, there’s a new Smashed Avo in town.
Trending on Instagram right now is a $7 deconstructed “Vegemite on Toast” dish being offered by Newcastle cafe “Core Espresso“.
of course, Twitter was outraged. And you KNOW we’ve got the best responses here.
looks like they got the neighbors dog to wipe its shitty arse on a bit of wood and put some taste and butter on it
— Dave James (@DaveyJayBlues) April 17, 2018
I bet these people can’t even do a Tim Tam Slam right, either.
— Pete Pete Repeat (@Petepeterepeat) April 17, 2018
Dear Core Espresso Cafe,
Your deconstructed Vegemite toast is the height of wankerism.
Get off my planet.
— Higgo (@Higgo74) April 17, 2018
So, how do you feel about this?